my body isnt a temple my body is a castle with a moat and crocodiles and a dragon who will set you on fire if you touch me
There are some people who could hear you speak a thousand words and still not understand you. And there are others who will understand without you even speaking a word.
so yahoo reports that michelle obama wore the same dress three times. congratulations, you have now confirmed that the white house indeed has washing machines
Penises are so disgusting but we still love them. It’s kind of like our boyfriends. Girl code